Pelagic Pleanthes

Tack those tiresome tormented teeth

telling tales furrowed so far beneath

this bedraggled badger who nightly seethes

of incense inscribed insulting leaves.

Drooping wearily the wind does weave

matriculating deeply (oh yes indeed!)

through caverns of Marmite's mischievous deeds

dolloped deftly atop Pleanthes patched pleats

the pants constrained at knuckled knee

now ushers forth upon the sea

a denim clad pelagic dream:

waves phalanx for to team

then crash, cascade, collide, careen

round billowed oars ne'er before seen

of viking descent and Nordic mead

floundering furiously in attempt to free

a crew now cleaved

in half by me.